Professor Glitch
Builds & runs the team
Nova
Content & social
Atlas
Proposals
Quill
Inbox & Workspace
Rack
Servers & DevOps
Your command center is ready

Don't hire an assistant.
Run a whole team.

A workforce of AI employees that lives on your own machine — they know each other, share one memory, and run your business while you sleep.

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Not a chatbot

An actual operation you run

Real interfaces. Real schedules. Real memory. All on your computer.

The Control Room

Your whole team, one screen

Every employee, live status, one click to any of them. This is what opens when you start your workforce.

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The Board

Work that moves itself

Assign a task, watch it slide from To-do to Done. The team picks it up and reports back — you just review.

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The Schedule

They clock in before you do

7am inbox triage, an afternoon trend scan, a Monday report — set it once and it runs without you.

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Playbooks

Teach them a skill once

Every employee carries a library of skills. Teach a new one and it's theirs forever.

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The Company Brain

Knowledge they read & cite

A built-in wiki of your clients, products and processes. They look it up and cite it — they never guess.

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In your pocket

Text them like a coworker

The same team, on Telegram — they reply and do the work.

Get your team.
Train them your way.

Not a rented assistant — your own employees, taught to do exactly what your business needs. Give them a skill, a routine, a rule; they learn it and keep it. Then just text them the work — from your phone, from the brain that lives on your computer.

QuillInbox & Workspace · online
Anything urgent in my inbox?
3 need you. Acme is hot — they want the proposal today.
Have Atlas draft it and send when it's ready.
Looping Atlas in now 🤝
Draft's in your dashboard for review. Attached Acme's last 2 invoices & the call notes so it's on-brand. Ship it?
Ship it.
Message
The arsenal

Everything built in

Not features you bolt on. Things the team just does.

Memory that learns
They remember every conversation — and turn your corrections into permanent rules, on their own, every night.
Recall by meaning & words
Ask about anything from months ago. Hybrid search finds it by meaning and exact terms, across every surface.
They talk to each other
No middle-manager. Nova asks Quill for a file; Quill just sends it. The team coordinates itself.
Inbox → clean sheet
Quill scans your whole inbox, flags what needs you, and hands you one tidy summary — every morning.
A built-in company wiki
Drop in knowledge; it compiles into cited pages the whole team reads. Your operation's brain.
Runs on your computer
Your data, your machine, offline. No cloud holding your business hostage.
Fully staffed

A hire for every corner of the business

Bring on the ones you need. They all share the same brain.

Your team is waiting.

Install it on your machine in one command. Members only.

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